A better Men I'm Gonna Marry: a response to Dale Davis's list by Matthew Shanley

• 1
  David Byrne
  

  Don't worry Ms. Sherman. You're more than welcome to join in.
• 2
  Richard Branson
  

  In a balloon.
• 3
  David Bowie
  

  The ceremony will only be visible in the security camera.
• 4
  Harrison Ford
  

  I hope he got to keep the Indiana Jones whip.
• 5
  Bill Murray
  

  I'll never tell what he whispers in my ear.
• 6
  John Edwards
  

  So what if I technically didn't vote for you.
• 7
  Conor Oberst
  

  We're going to make them goddamn certain how it's gonna end.
• 8
  Jonathan Richman
  

  We'll do it in the lesbian bar.
• 9
  Wes Anderson
  

  No cameras in the bedroom, mister.
• 10
  Richard Hell
  

  Rumor has it the song "14th Street" is all about him. I could see his messy hair and his leather and his crazy getting my panties wet too.