Don't worry Ms. Sherman. You're more than welcome to join in.
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A better Men I'm Gonna Marry: a response to Dale Davis's list by Matthew Shanley
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1David Byrne
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2Richard Branson
In a balloon. -
3David Bowie
The ceremony will only be visible in the security camera. -
4Harrison Ford
I hope he got to keep the Indiana Jones whip. -
5Bill Murray
I'll never tell what he whispers in my ear. -
6John Edwards
So what if I technically didn't vote for you. -
7Conor Oberst
We're going to make them goddamn certain how it's gonna end. -
8Jonathan Richman
We'll do it in the lesbian bar. -
9Wes Anderson
No cameras in the bedroom, mister. -
10Richard Hell
Rumor has it the song "14th Street" is all about him. I could see his messy hair and his leather and his crazy getting my panties wet too.

I fold.