My top 5 car accidents (in an order): a response to Jason Forman's and Jesse Hassenger's lists. by Dale Davis

• 1
  In which I was teaching my sister how to drive and, from a stop, she drove the car in a wide arc and totaled it on a telephone pole.
  
• 2
  Where, driving on 101 in Northern California, the car went airborne over the dead deer lying in the middle of the fast lane.
  
• 3
  Learning how to drive stick, I thought the car was in reverse, hit the gas, and with the postman witnessing, pushed my stepdad's Harley into the house.
  
• 4
  Where after which my stepmother argued with the snowplow driver insisting he had parked too close to the road. That passenger door never did work again.
  
• 5
  In which two Naval Academy midshipmen jumped up and down on my bumper to unstick it from the parked car I stuck it to.