Why isn't football more like starship troopers?
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Proof that this is not the future. by Rob Kuczynski
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1Continued obsession with 19th, 20th century sports.
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21st world, modern living is not sustainable on a global scale.
Even if we had jetpacks, we couldn't use them because of their carbon footprints. -
3Zero robots have tried to pick my pocket.
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4Food not yet in pill form.
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5Fax machines still in use.
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6"Real" writers continued mistrust of bloggers
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7It's general consensus that flying sucks.
Clearly because lack of jetpacks, real Iron Man suits, superpowers, etc. -
8Not enough reverence for The Human League

I respect your future, but I think I'd go with someone a little less dystopic, like the Replacements or something. I mean, with the Human League, we'd basically be living in a Nagel painting.