Terms of Service

1. You must be pretty cool; you probably shouldn’t suck a whole lot.
2. You have to be egotistical enough to think that other people care what you think.
3. While the lists you post to our site our your opinions, and thus your property, while they remain on our site we retain full, non-exclusive rights to use them in whatever ways we see fit. This will most likely include projecting them over your particular cube farm in ridicule once we’ve taken over the world and you (and everyone you know) is working for us. As slaves.
4. Naming a work in a list in no way gives you or us any sort of rights over said work. You’d have to be an idiot to even think such a thing (or so said our lawyers, quashing what was turning into a genre-defining round of maniacal finger tapping).
5. Please don’t break into our servers. We’re probably not smart enough to fix them. Perhaps you've already guessed this given the current state of things around here.
6. By dictate of social constructs formally known as governmental bodies, you are not allowed to do anything illegal.
7. We’re really big sticklers for proper logical arguments. Please refrain from ad hominem attacks, and other such bastions of evil. Additionally, Mr. A____ would like to request the proper use of “punctuation”, and to disuade from misuse of the word “literally”. (He claims to have witnessed literally hundreds of examples of this in the past week alone.)